Silly stuff

What do you get when you cross an Atheist with an Agnostic ?

An Antagonist  !

For all the Astrophysicists in our group.  Thought this was a riot.  

I am in love, if only I was a lot younger.

Quote from DirtyDR on January 6, 2024, 5:09 pm

I am in love, if only I was a lot younger.

Agreed.  A symbol playing penguin is pretty darned sexy!

Smartass

Someone said that a picture is worth a thousand words...

I have no words,  but that's funny!

Achieving Enlightenment.

Breathe in, breathe out.  Breathe in, Breathe out.  Forget this and obtaining Enlightenment will be the least of your worries.

Know the reason men like women in leather pants?

It’s because they smell like a new truck.

Posted by: @qwik

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Know the reason men like women in leather pants?

 

It’s because they smell like a new truck.

Women  in leather pants  smell like a new truck ???????

Geez.....you need to  date a higher  class of  Women.

Or.....buy a better  brand of  new truck.

I'd tell my girl friend if she really wanted my attention to put away the Chanel #5, and put on the Channel of Smoked Brisket. 

She'd reply if I wanted to get her attention put away the Old Spice and put on the Old Money cologne.

Posted by: @scott-h

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She'd reply if I wanted to get her attention put away the Old Spice and put on the Old Money cologne.

Ah...Old Money cologne is also known as a dash of Chivas Regal behind each ear.

Two cannibals by the fire, eating a clown.

One turns to the other and says:

"Hmmm... this tastes kinda funny..."

...There's no high cost of motorcycling:

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