Brainiac Jokes

Quote from FlyingMonkeys on December 12, 2023, 9:20 am

Then I realized... we do have the opposed twin gang within our midst, so.....why leave them guessing ALL - DAY - LONG

Easy.  I resemble that statement. 

Then again, the explanation really helped so maybe FM is right.

Quote from FlyingMonkeys on December 12, 2023, 9:20 am

Tom, you really didn't need to explain the brainiac joke, as most of us got it.

Then I realized... we do have the opposed twin gang within our midst, so.....why leave them guessing ALL - DAY - LONG

Yep, I considered not explaining but thought I'd make the comment when it was still the very next one after my post. I can see another word game in the making- V-twin vs opposed twin. Just haven't figured out how to construct it. -insert smiley face here-

V-twin vs Opposed twin vs Vertical twin vs Horizontal twin vs Identical twins vs Siamese twins

Oh My...

Hey now.  A horizontal six is not three times better.

I'm not naive. I was just born at a very young age.

Why does Rorschach paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

Getting back to Pavlov, you know I met him once?  Yeah, it was in a bar, and I sat down next to him and we had a couple of beers together.  But then my phone rang and Pavlov jumped up, slapped his forehead, and said he had to go because he forgot to feed his dogs.

The bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.”

A time traveler walks into a bar.

I drive a Subaru Forrester. Got this from my daughter yesterday. (She's 51 btw)- What do you have when you put your Subaru in reverse? U R A Bus.

My good buddy struggles with short term memory loss.  He always tells me of all the things he's lost, he misses his mind the most.

There's a setting on my tv for brightness but it doesn't make the shows any more intelligent.

This sentence has threee erors.

Thought this was fun & funny, because I hear a lot of these.  I got caught out on "Whet your appetite."

https://youtu.be/F12LSAbos7A?si=1Duq04ouAF2w9snt

I tried to start an anti-social media business but no one signed up.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?