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 Drew
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I'm trying to revive this thread.Β  Either we ran out of jokes or brainiacs.

This time round I'm open to anything smile inducing.

For the record smiles make your mouth curl up.Β  Cringes make it pull back.

Β 

Original post when it was the brainiac joke thread.

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Why?

Because like Pi, riding on three wheels laid out in an asymmetrical pattern is a bit irrational.

 
Posted : December 9, 2023 4:33 am
 Drew
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Here's an easier one.

What do mathematicians use to plow fields?Β  Pro-tractors.

 
Posted : December 9, 2023 4:38 am
(@metalcarver)
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Sidecar: What happens to motorcyclists after reading Camus.

 
Posted : December 10, 2023 11:09 am
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A sidecarΒ  rigΒ  in theΒ  motorcycleΒ  world,Β  is likeΒ  a PlatypusΒ  in theΒ  animalΒ  world.Β 

Sidecars = Platypi

Or.....if youΒ  will humor me..........PlatyPi

Two Million Mile Rider
Exploring the World in Comfort

 
Posted : December 10, 2023 11:22 am
 Drew
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Quote from metalcarver on December 10, 2023, 4:09 pm

Sidecar: What happens to motorcyclists after reading Camus.

Ok.Β  True confessions time.Β  I had to look that one up.Β 

Camus = absurdist philosopher.

Nice one.Β  Thanks for challenging the old brain pan.

 

 
Posted : December 10, 2023 12:26 pm
 Drew
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Quote from FlyingMonkeys on December 10, 2023, 4:22 pm

A sidecarΒ  rigΒ  in theΒ  motorcycleΒ  world,Β  is likeΒ  a PlatypusΒ  in theΒ  animalΒ  world.Β 

Sidecars = Platypi

Or.....if youΒ  will humor me..........PlatyPi

 

You however I expect more from (literally).Β  I started this thread because you're always making math jokes.

Let's go with the zingers.

 
Posted : December 10, 2023 12:28 pm
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Quote from Drew on December 10, 2023, 5:28 pm
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You however I expect more from (literally).Β  I started this thread because you're always making math jokes.

Let's go with the zingers.

I am onlyΒ  playing...to my audience.Β 

And are youΒ  sayingΒ  thatΒ  "PlatyPi" is not a zingerΒ  Β ?

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Posted : December 10, 2023 1:06 pm
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Our math teacher in High School was a real Cutie Pi.Β  Does that count?Β Β  <insert wolf whistle here>

Hold my keyboard and watch this! πŸ™ƒ

 
Posted : December 11, 2023 2:55 am
Thane Lewis
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There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.Β  Only a fraction of you will get this.

Illegitemi non carborundum est!

 
Posted : December 11, 2023 3:02 am
Thane Lewis
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Illegitemi non carborundum est!

 
Posted : December 11, 2023 3:07 am
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 Drew
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Quote from FlyingMonkeys on December 10, 2023, 6:06 pm

And are youΒ  sayingΒ  thatΒ  "PlatyPi" is not a zingerΒ  Β ?

No judgements here.Β  This isn't that other forum.Β 

:pΒ  (old fashioned emoji)

 
Posted : December 11, 2023 4:03 am
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I went up to the librarian and asked, "Do you have that book on Pavlov's dogs and SchrΓΆdinger's cat?"

The librarian said, "It rings a bell but I'm not sure if it's here or not."

 

OK, you can groan now.

 
Posted : December 11, 2023 2:45 pm
(@reardan-tom)
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'nuff said.

 
Posted : December 12, 2023 3:56 am
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What?? You don't see it? OK- it's a little misunderstanding between friends.

 
Posted : December 12, 2023 4:00 am
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Tom, you really didn't need to explain the brainiac joke, as most of us got it.

Then I realized... we do have the opposed twin gang within our midst, so.....why leave them guessing ALL - DAY - LONG

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Posted : December 12, 2023 4:20 am
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