Silly stuff

I'm trying to revive this thread.Β Either we ran out of jokes or brainiacs.
This time round I'm open to anything smile inducing.
For the record smiles make your mouth curl up.Β Cringes make it pull back.
Β
Original post when it was the brainiac joke thread.
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Why?
Because like Pi, riding on three wheels laid out in an asymmetrical pattern is a bit irrational.

Here's an easier one.
What do mathematicians use to plow fields?Β Pro-tractors.

Sidecar: What happens to motorcyclists after reading Camus.

A sidecarΒ rigΒ in theΒ motorcycleΒ world,Β is likeΒ a PlatypusΒ in theΒ animalΒ world.Β
Sidecars = Platypi
Or.....if youΒ will humor me..........PlatyPi
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Quote from metalcarver on December 10, 2023, 4:09 pmSidecar: What happens to motorcyclists after reading Camus.
Ok.Β True confessions time.Β I had to look that one up.Β
Camus = absurdist philosopher.
Nice one.Β Thanks for challenging the old brain pan.

Quote from FlyingMonkeys on December 10, 2023, 4:22 pmA sidecarΒ rigΒ in theΒ motorcycleΒ world,Β is likeΒ a PlatypusΒ in theΒ animalΒ world.Β
Sidecars = Platypi
Or.....if youΒ will humor me..........PlatyPi
You however I expect more from (literally).Β I started this thread because you're always making math jokes.
Let's go with the zingers.

Quote from Drew on December 10, 2023, 5:28 pmΒ
You however I expect more from (literally).Β I started this thread because you're always making math jokes.
Let's go with the zingers.
I am onlyΒ playing...to my audience.Β
And are youΒ sayingΒ thatΒ "PlatyPi" is not a zingerΒ Β ?
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Our math teacher in High School was a real Cutie Pi.Β Does that count?Β Β <insert wolf whistle here>
Hold my keyboard and watch this! π

There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.Β Only a fraction of you will get this.
Illegitemi non carborundum est!


Quote from FlyingMonkeys on December 10, 2023, 6:06 pmAnd are youΒ sayingΒ thatΒ "PlatyPi" is not a zingerΒ Β ?
No judgements here.Β This isn't that other forum.Β
:pΒ (old fashioned emoji)

I went up to the librarian and asked, "Do you have that book on Pavlov's dogs and SchrΓΆdinger's cat?"
The librarian said, "It rings a bell but I'm not sure if it's here or not."
OK, you can groan now.
What?? You don't see it? OK- it's a little misunderstanding between friends.

Tom, you really didn't need to explain the brainiac joke, as most of us got it.
Then I realized... we do have the opposed twin gang within our midst, so.....why leave them guessing ALL - DAY - LONG
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