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 Drew
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I'm trying to revive this thread.  Either we ran out of jokes or brainiacs.

This time round I'm open to anything smile inducing.

For the record smiles make your mouth curl up.  Cringes make it pull back.

 

Original post when it was the brainiac joke thread.

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Why?

Because like Pi, riding on three wheels laid out in an asymmetrical pattern is a bit irrational.


 
Posted : December 9, 2023 3:33 am
 Drew
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Here's an easier one.

What do mathematicians use to plow fields?  Pro-tractors.


 
Posted : December 9, 2023 3:38 am
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Sidecar: What happens to motorcyclists after reading Camus.


 
Posted : December 10, 2023 10:09 am
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A sidecar  rig  in the  motorcycle  world,  is like  a Platypus  in the  animal  world. 

Sidecars = Platypi

Or.....if you  will humor me..........PlatyPi


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Posted : December 10, 2023 10:22 am
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 Drew
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Quote from metalcarver on December 10, 2023, 4:09 pm

Sidecar: What happens to motorcyclists after reading Camus.

Ok.  True confessions time.  I had to look that one up. 

Camus = absurdist philosopher.

Nice one.  Thanks for challenging the old brain pan.

 


 
Posted : December 10, 2023 11:26 am
 Drew
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Quote from FlyingMonkeys on December 10, 2023, 4:22 pm

A sidecar  rig  in the  motorcycle  world,  is like  a Platypus  in the  animal  world. 

Sidecars = Platypi

Or.....if you  will humor me..........PlatyPi

 

You however I expect more from (literally).  I started this thread because you're always making math jokes.

Let's go with the zingers.


 
Posted : December 10, 2023 11:28 am
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Quote from Drew on December 10, 2023, 5:28 pm
 

 

You however I expect more from (literally).  I started this thread because you're always making math jokes.

Let's go with the zingers.

I am only  playing...to my audience. 

And are you  saying  that  "PlatyPi" is not a zinger   ?


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Posted : December 10, 2023 12:06 pm
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Our math teacher in High School was a real Cutie Pi.  Does that count?   <insert wolf whistle here>


Hold my keyboard and watch this! 🙃

 
Posted : December 11, 2023 1:55 am
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Thane Lewis
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There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.  Only a fraction of you will get this.


Illegitemi non carborundum est!

 
Posted : December 11, 2023 2:02 am
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Illegitemi non carborundum est!

 
Posted : December 11, 2023 2:07 am
 Drew
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Quote from FlyingMonkeys on December 10, 2023, 6:06 pm

And are you  saying  that  "PlatyPi" is not a zinger   ?

No judgements here.  This isn't that other forum. 

:p  (old fashioned emoji)


 
Posted : December 11, 2023 3:03 am
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I went up to the librarian and asked, "Do you have that book on Pavlov's dogs and Schrödinger's cat?"

The librarian said, "It rings a bell but I'm not sure if it's here or not."

 

OK, you can groan now.


 
Posted : December 11, 2023 1:45 pm
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'nuff said.


 
Posted : December 12, 2023 2:56 am
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What?? You don't see it? OK- it's a little misunderstanding between friends.


 
Posted : December 12, 2023 3:00 am
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Tom, you really didn't need to explain the brainiac joke, as most of us got it.

Then I realized... we do have the opposed twin gang within our midst, so.....why leave them guessing ALL - DAY - LONG


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Posted : December 12, 2023 3:20 am
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