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AdministratorNever met a person I couldnt learn from. - GrubyGust
AdministratorRemember riding isn't inherently dangerous... Crashing is! - Chopper Mick
AdministratorThe ONLY time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire! - Chopper Mick
AdministratorNo one has ever hit something too slow. - Officer Bob
AdministratorStay out of fog. The single red taillight you think is another rider ahead that you can catch, might be the red starboard light of a docked boat. - Anonymous
ccridrLord, let me look at the grass from above ground.
ccridrNever met a stranger driving a sidecar rig, or stranger people
AdministratorLife is too serious to be taken seriously - Gust in Wisconsin
SidecarMikeChaos Reigns Within, Reflect, Repent, and Reboot, Order shall return. - Spider
SidecarMikeDo you feel that it's just not a campfire unless it can be seen from space? Brian A
SidecarMikeProofread your posts carefully to see if you any words out
SidecarMikeJust because I have ADHD doesn't mean-oh cool, where's this link go to?
SidecarMikeLive as if you were to die tomorrow, learn as if you were to live forever. 'Mahatma Ghandi'
SidecarMikeHow is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Seldore
claude #3563Never hire an electrician who has no eyebrows
claude #3563we may not know where we are but we ain't lost
claude #3563the mighty oak was once a nut
visitorcan we fix it??.......yes we can!! --Bob the Builder--
claude #3563T-BONE $1.00 ..With meat $12.95 (seen on a resturant sign in Pa.)
claude #3563If we can't fix it it wasn't broke
tubmaxsonGood judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
tubmaxsonNever miss a good chance to shut up.
tubmaxsonThere is no such thing as a fool proof system, since as soon as it is perfected, a bigger fool comes along.
claude #3563A destination can best be defined as a good excuse to go for a ride
claude #3563The school of experience is a good teacher but the tuition can be high
tubmaxson"We made to many wrong mistakes" Yogi Berra
tubmaxson"You can observe a lot by just watching" Yogi Berra
BmanLife is like a motorcycle.... Some people don't have one
claude #3563once he thought he was wrong but he was mistaken
claude #3563Just go out there a few mile and just before you get to where the old barn used to be turn left
ccridrIf you are talking, your ears don't work
ccridrLead, follow, or get the hell out of the way
ccridrDon't talk about me, talk to me
ccridrAgood friend will get you out of jail, a best friend will be sitting along side you saying, " that was totally awesome "
tubmaxsonHave you ever noticed that a slight tax increase costs you $200 and a substantial tax cuts saves you 30 cents?
AdministratorThere are three kinds of men The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence. - Will Rogers
AdministratorIf you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. - Will Rogers
DAVE?Some may say that slow is good--and they may be right on some days -- but I am here to tell you that fast is better... It will always be better to be shot out of a cannon than squeezed out of a tube, and that's why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba.?
SidecarMikeEvery time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!"
AdministratorHow come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
PaulSome days your the bird, some days your the windsheild!
normpottruffUnder other circumstances I'd be considered normal
John DruryThere are 10 kinds of people in the world:Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
rlangloi"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness..." Mark Twain. --So get on your rig and go someplace!
Hack'nSome will, Some won't, Some can't, I'll try.
Hack'nThe Bull doesn't always lose.
tubmaxsonDon't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
sidecaristAn unbreakable toy is always useful for breaking other toys
Hack'nSome days you eat the bear, and some days the bear eats you. An old Russian proverb.
Hack'n"Expert": from Websters; ex, meaning has been, and spurt; a drip under pressure.
Hack'nThere goes my pack! I've got to follow them, I'm the leader!
JoyceLife is uncertain; Death is for sure; Work is the cause; Wind is the cure
DAVE"All you need to start an asylum is an empty room and the right kind of people."
DAVE"If a man is not a radical when he is young, he has no heart -- and a conservative when he is old, he has no brains." C.H. Dodd
Hack'nUnless you're lead dog, the view never changes.
DAVE"No one wants advice -- only corroboration." -John Steinbeck
Bob Madigan"life is either a daring adventure or nothing" Helen Keller
docmike"When we get to old to ride sidecars, we'll get sport bikes"
DAVEAn unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys
DAVEThere are two kinds of pedestrians -- the quick and the dead
DAVETry not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
themickeyd"A good traveler has no fixed plans, and is not intent on arriving." - Lao Tzu (570-490 B.C.)
themickeyd"Only dead fish go with the current"- Anonymous
themickeyd"If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep." - Yiddish proverb
themickeyd"If everything's under control, you're going too slow." - Mario Andretti
themickeyd"I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate." - George Burns
themickeyd"Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive." - Bugs Bunny
themickeyd"Smooth seas do not make skillful sailors." - Old African proverb
Full TiltMan was made to ride upright.
pssstpok"The past isn't dead; it isn't even past." Faulkner
pssstpokIf it is so late the automatic porch light came on but, you're moving so slow the motion sensor keeps turning it off, it might be time for a ride--or a nap.
Valkyrie"The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws."
Valkyrie"fools names like fools faces do appear in public places"
Valkyrie"an empty vessel makes the most noise"
Hack'nI'm no engineer, but I've been on a lot of freight trains.
Hack'nJust remember, We're all Cowboys and Cowboys don't cry.
Hack'nWe have met the enemy, and he is us. Pogo Possum
DAVEI am in shape. Round is a shape.
DAVELife isn't like a box of chocolates...it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow
pssstpokLove is the only game never called because of rain or darkness.
bootshdChrome won't get you home, But you'll look good pushing it
Mikthebike"Loud wives save lives."
pssstpokNever try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
SidecarMikeGiving money and power to Government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. -- P.J. O'Rourke
SidecarMikeWho ever heard of Casablanca? I don't want to star opposite some unknown Swedish broad. -- George Raft, on turning down the role of Rick in Casablanca.
SidecarMikeSmoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. -- Brooke Shields,
DAVE"The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed."
DAVE"IT IS BETTER TO DIE ON YOUR FEET THAN TO LIVE ON YOUR KNEES."
SahaganFrom a Chinese general whipped by Genghis Kahn, "You can conquer on a horse, what you cannot govern on a horse".
pssstpokIf you want to get a degree without getting an education; get a degree in education. R.A. Heinlien
stacebgbuild it strong, you wont go wrong
DAVEwhen I die I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did...in his sleep. Not screaming like the passenger in his sidecar!
no1outlaw"I'am so happy there should be a law against it"
choprbobkeep the rubberside down (unknown biker)
choprbobif you aint bleeding dont be crying (gramma solberg)
choprbobdont tease the crazy people we are medicated for your protection (choprbob)
DAVEYou are slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
bk2valveMost common last words before death: " watch this!"
bk2valveIf you lived in your vehicle you would already be home (bumper sticker)
PyroBetter to keep quiet & be thought a fool.....than to open your mouth and remove all doubt
papasmurfIt is better to light just one candle than to curse the darkness...[unknown author.
fastblueheeler"The raven at my window was only a crow."..John Prine
martinigworking is the curse of the drinking class
drslovWhen you are up to your ass in alligators it is difficult to remember your initial intent was to drain the swamp
bigkid15087remember smoking takes ten years off your life, but its those crappy years at the end
JoyceThe real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in the right place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
GoldwingNever is a coin so thin that it does not have two sides
GoldwingIt is hard to sling mudd and not get splattered.
Goldwinglots come, lots go, a few stay
garthHe who hesitates shouldn't have (Laurie Daly, footballer)
JOECAPYTHESE ARE THE GOOD OLD DAY'S !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JOECAPYMen of genius are admired. Men of wealth are envied. Men of power are feared. But only men of character are trusted.
oldharley1A slip of the touge is no fault of the mind but those who take notice are very unkind.
DAVE"Gravity is a harsh mistress."
JOECAPYMan who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!
JOECAPYEven if you are on the right track, you'll still get run over if you just sit there
JoyceThe truth and a lie are not sort of the same thing.
Bob Stock"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be." (From the Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul by Dougles Adams)
welshwarriori got to the station and there was the train,,,,,, gone
welshwarriori wouldnt try to commit suicide agaun if my life depended on it.....a friend of mine said this
Wiskers"We sleep soundly in our beds at night because rough men stand ready to do violence on our behalf." -Winston Churchill-
DAVE"never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction"
DAVE"Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here!"
DAVE"Those times in my life when I thought I was truly miserable have turned into some of my fondest memories."
DAVE"kill the body and the head will die" - Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
DAVEOutside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
DAVEA Fanatic is someone who won't change his mind and won't change the subject.
DAVEExperience is the comb that mother nature gives us when we are bald
DAVE"Sidecaring used to be my second favorite thing, but now that I've become an old man, it's moved up a notch."
Dr. Raoul Duke"I'd rather have a FREE bottle in front of me than a PREfrontal lobotomy"
Dr. Raoul DukeI went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks
Dr. Raoul DukeThe wages of sin are death, but the benefits include dental, major medical, two week paid vacation, pension fund, and stock options. Actually, taken as a package, it's a rather attractive deal.
Dr. Raoul Duke"Trust everybody, but cut the cards."
bk2valveLoud pipes piss off voters.....
bk2valvejust say no to chrome!
Dean & BettyPeople like me are the reason people like you can complain about people like me....
JOECAPYToo many people overvalue what they are not and undervalue what they are
Bandit BillStupidity and Bravery are close to being the same, The only thing that separates the two, is the outcome.
op200if it's not broke fix it til it is
op200the older I get the faster I was
JOECAPYSOME PEOPLE MAKE THING HAPPEN, SOME WONDER WHY THING'S HAPPEND, AND THEN THERE ARE THOSE THAT DON'T KNOW ANY THING HAPPEND!!!!!
tronairweldor"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone."
tronairweldorYou can lead a horse to water but you cant potty train the darn thing!
tronairweldorIt's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.
BEANIERIDE TO EAT AND EAT TO RIDE
BEANIEKEEP THE GREASY SIDE DOWN AND SHINY SIDE UP
Hack'nMy mind is a vast warehouse of useless knowledge.
gargantualife is tough but its even tougher if your stupid(USMC quote)
WiskersThe farther back you can look, the farther forward you are likely to see. - W. Churchill
Hack'nMy Motto is "Moderation and lots of it." You can't have too much moderation.
DAVE"It is the province of knowledge to speak and it is the privilege of wisdom to listen." Oliver Wendell Holmes
DAVEIf motorcyclists claim to be individuals, why then, do so many of them ride in packs?
Bob StockIf you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat. (Douglas Adams)
Bob Stock"If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now." ( Hitchhicker's guide to the Galaxy)
Orznat"Tis better to be thought a fool than to post and remove all doubt
xs1100sgman" 2 wheelin' is great except when the bike your riding has 3 wheels!"
RumpStunThe outside of a horse is good for the insides of a man..
DAVEA bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
DAVESome say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full, I say, are you going to drink that? - Lisa Clayman
DAVEThere ain't no education in the second kick of a mule.
DAVENo matter where you go, there you are.
DAVEThe larger the area of light shed on any subject - the larger the circumference of darkness that surrounds it...
DAVE"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." Emerson
Ron/PaulaI wish I knew now what I thought I knew then
RumpStunIf you give up fine wine, coffee, chocolate and sex, you don't actually live longer, it just seems longer. -Anon-
RumpStunI don't care, frankly, what people think, I do what I like. - Julia Child -
DAVE"It requires a very unusual mind to undertake the analysis of the obvious."
DAVEJust tryin' to get by bein' quiet and shy in a world full of pushin' and shove
Hack'nIt's no longer "The Land of the Free", it's the land of the affordable.
Hack'nEver notice that there are a lot more horses asses than there are horses?
Reardan TomIndecision is the key to flexibility.
Reardan TomDyslexics Untie!
Reardan TomThe credibility of the speaker has no bearing on the truth of what is said.
Reardan TomWe are all in situations that are a direct result of the decisions we've made.
Reardan TomWhen I die, I want to go just like my Grandpa did. Peacefully in my sleep. Not screaming like the passengers in his car.
DAVE"It requires a very unusual mind to undertake the analysis of the obvious."
DAVEHuman Beans live in Lima , Ohio USA
SidecarMikeTry to look unimportant, the bad guys might be low on ammo
Santa Ron & ShirleyWe can't direct the wind, but we can trim the sails!!
RumpStun"Tell me thy company, and I?ll tell thee what thou art." Miguel de Cervantes
Deacon328"No one ever won a war by dying for his country, you win a war by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country" George S. Patton
Deacon328Famous last words "What does this button do?"
sidebuggy"Some days it just doesn't pay to chew through the restraints" GEnie mc list.
sidebuggyIf it's broke, don't fix it....wait awhile....it might start workin' agin'.
JOECAPYA GOOD SOLUTION APPLIED WITH VIGOR NOW IS BETTER THAN A PERFECT SOLUTION TEN MINUTES TOO LATE
JOECAPYWHEN CHOOSING BETWEEN TWO EVILS, ALWAYS CHOOSE THE ONE YOU HAVEN'T TRIED YET!
JOECAPYLIFE ISN'T ABOUT THE DESTINATION IT'S ABOUT THE JOURNEY !
JOECAPYYOUR LIFE DOES PASS BEFORE YOUR EYE'S BEFORE YOU DIE, IT'S CALLED LIVING !!!!
Reardan TomLast words heard most often just prior to the crash, "Hold my beer. Watch this!"
DAVERemember, People are more opposed to fur than leather because it's easier to harrass rich women than motorcycle gangs! -threeflys
DAVEThe difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather a lack of will. -- Vince Lombardi
DAVESorry officer, I didnt realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
DAVEIf I wasn't doing this, I'd be doing something else.
DAVESpeed kills.......but only the dumb and inexperienced
DAVEWhether you think you can, or you think you can?t, you?re right
DAVEremember this is the internet after all. Where nothing and everything is real
DAVEI'm not lost, I'm just purposefully wondering around
DAVEDuring Prohibition I survived on nothing but food and water." - W.C. Fields
DAVE"A good traveler has no fixed plans, and is not intent on arriving." ~ Lao Tzu
Tikiman100It's not the destination baby, it's the journey! Let's go!
Tikiman100Riding a motorcycle is the 2nd Best feeling on the planet, and I get it way more often than the best feeling....................("Eating", Man get your mind out of the gutter....HA HA)
Hack'n"I'm no Electrician, but I've done some shocking stuff.
SidecarMike I'm not fat, I'm just really intelligent and my head couldn't hold any more so it started filling up the rest of me!
John FarrTrying is the first step toward failure - Homer Simpson
ronboI heard what you said, before you said what you said ,but I didn't hear what you said after you said it!
ronboI AM NOT OVERWEIGHT! I am short at this weight I should be7'10"!!!!!
ronboWhat does a man do standing up? A woman does sitting down? And a dog does on three leggs? (your sick thinking that. do you think of your mother with that same brain? ) the answer is shake hands.
ronboI knew I was in trouble when the horizon was on the wrong side of my windshield. ( Art Arfons 1966)
RumpStunThe nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the United States government and I'm here to help.' >Ronald Reagan<
RumpStunThe government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it. >Ronald Reagan<
RumpStunHe hasn't an enemy in the world - but all his friends hate him.>Eddie Cantor<
RumpStunRejoice not at thine enemy's fall - but don't rush to pick him up either. >Jewish Proverb<
RumpStunTo fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead. >Bertrand Russell<
RumpStunThere is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. >Friedrich Nietzsche <
RumpStunThere's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker. >Charles M. Schulz <
RumpStunThere is nothing so absurd but some philosopher has said it.>Cicero<
RumpStunThe older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.>H. L. Mencken <
RumpStunThose who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish.>Quintilian<
RumpStunThe fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.>William Shakespeare <
RumpStunSow good services; sweet remembrances will grow them.>Madame de Stael <
RumpStunBe silent as to services you have rendered, but speak of favours you have received.>Seneca<
SCT100You can fool some of the people all the time, all the people some of the time...but you can't fool your wife.
RocketManIf all great minds thought alike, the world would only need one smart person...
RumpStun"I'm secure enough in my self-esteem that I know I cannot handle a 150-pound guy coming at me, but I can handle a firearm to keep that man away from me." --Maria Heil
RumpStun"When I?m with a pistol I sparkle like a crystal, yes I shine like the morning sun." --Annie Oakley
RumpStunA vote is like a rifle: its usefulness depends upon the character of the user. Theodore Roosevelt
RumpStunWhen they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer 'Present' or 'Not guilty.' Theodore Roosevelt
RumpStunWhen you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all.Theodore Roosevelt
SidecarMikeTrue Happiness is a Full Tank, an empty bladder, and a place to hang your coffee cup.
RumpStunThe illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer. Henry Kissinger, New York Times, Oct. 28, 1973
thekidI'd rather have a bad doy on a bike then a good day at work
xs1100sgmanMediocre BS will go further and faster than knowing, and pretending is the foundation that BS sits upon---Piles, and PILES, and piles.
xs1100sgmanI live in the U.S. Why should I have to press "1" for English?
Reardan TomI object to violence because when it appears to do good, the good is only temporary; the evil it does is permanent. -Mahatma Gandhi
DAVE"If you took the time to really get to know me...you'd be wasting your time, because I'm exactly who you think I am"
DAVEWhether you think you can, or you think you can?t, you?re right.
Hack'nWhat was a lie, is now an "Imprecise statement", in our politically correct world.
markdennyI wonder what the poor folks are do'in?
markdennyThis looks like the Drunk leading the Blind!!
alfamaniacWork like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt and dance like no one's watching!
SidecarMikeNow and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would allow us to be pirates." Mark Twain
bmwzenriderThe wages of sin may be death, but after taxes all you are left with is a slightly tired feeling...
bmwzenriderDespite many complaints about the high cost of living, the activity remains popular...
bmwzenriderThe best roads to ride are the ones that connect nowhere with nowhere, and have an alternate route that gets you there quicker. -- Robert Persig
bmwzenriderDoes riding in heavy rain count as bathing? -- BMW print ad
bmwzenriderEngineering rule of thumb: When in doubt, build it stout!
bmwzenriderDo not take the game of life so seriously that you begin to play it...
bmwzenriderI took the road less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. -- Robert Frost
bmwzenriderIt has to be the going, not the getting there, that's good... -- Harry Chapin
bmwzenriderThe journey is the thing, not the destination. Slow down and enjoy the ride...
rkennWhen all is said and done, there is more said than done
rkennhalf of the people in the world are talkers, the other half not neccesarily listeners
Uncle ErnieA friend will bail you out of jail. A real friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn... that was FUN!"
DAVEDo illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
DAVEThe difference between intelligence and stupidity is there is a limit to intelligence.
DAVECourage is not being unafraid. It's being scared to death and saddling up anyhow.
DAVE"If at first you don't succeed, buy another motorcycle"
DAVEI'm not lost, I'm just purposefully wondering around
DAVEI wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
DAVEA motorcycle can't stand alone; it is two tired
Reardan TomI'm old enough to be a genius. I'm just not smart enough.
perverse-werkesiron bars do not a prison make..but they sure do help
Shadow1100TIf I was you and you were me I'd be you and you'd be me,,,,and that's scary
Shadow1100TOne fifth is fore fifths of five fifths,,,at least it used to be,,,now it's 750ml :-(
silvergoldsmithAn armed society is a polite society Robert A. Heinlein
NorwoodOh Lord I pray, Let me live long enough to do everything they say I have done.
steakmakerOnly a motorcycleist understands why a dog rides in a car with his head out the window!
silvergoldsmithEveryone is entitled to my opinion
silvergoldsmithI have never had an opinion I did not think was worth sharing
DAVEThe older I get, the Faster I was .......and the less I remember...........What?
DAVESome days you're the dog and some days you're the hydrant
DAVE"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome." Isaac Asimov
Shadow1100TMotorcycleing in it's self is not inhearently dangerous, But to a even greater degree than the sea, it is tearibly unforgiveing of any carelessness, neglect or incapacity
SidecarMikedon't follow me, I've got a big tank, a pocket full of money, and I enjoy being lost ..
silvergoldsmithA motorcycle is only as good as it's parts availability
silvergoldsmithDon't applaud, just throw money
Diesel Biker?Just because you can put a jigsaw puzzle of the Sistine Chapel together all by yourself, doesn?t make you Michelangelo?
DAVE?This is the place where brilliant minds assemble to willfully pool ignorance with questionable logic in order to reach absurd conclusions.?
silvergoldsmithAlways do right - this will gratify some and astonish the rest. Mark twain
silvergoldsmithThe story of life is quicker than the blink of an eye, the story of love is hello, goodbye... Jimi Hendrix
Boltsrightup "It is what it is, as it were." - ADG
ditchNothing too good, or too bad, ever lasts too long.
RoamriderWe grow too soon old and too late smart. - - Amish saying.
silvergoldsmithOld scooter trash never die, we just putt away. And I don't play glolf.
marshaYou never see a motorcycle parked outside a psychiatrist's office.
marshaGetting old is natural, feeling old is optional!
marshaThe purpose of life's journey is NOT to arrive at the grave, safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, a martini in the other, totally worn out, screaming WOO HOO...what a ride!
SCT100Dirt roads breed character
DENNY7PWATCH YOUR PENNYS THE DOLLARS WILL TAKE CARE OF THEMSELFS
DAVEDie worn out instead of rusted out! I am work in progress
DAVEWhen you are going through Hell...... keep going.
DAVE"Is this some sort of a senior citizens tour?"
DAVEI was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know. - Mark Twain
DENNY7PBIRDS OF THE SAME FEATHER STICK TOGETHER (I ALWAYS TELL MY KIDS)
Peter PanAttitude makes the difference!
Peter PanI am allways in trouble, but its so much fun!
Peter PanA man is as much worth as his word, and he is as strong as the consequence with which he applies his principles. (Meta Koenig, born as Schuelke)
DavidBelive none of what you hear and only half of what you see
TexanIf I was do'n any better I'd have to have a twin
TexanGo to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. Mark Twain
ditchThank goodness we don't get all the government we pay for.
ditchPeople who don't smile at sidecar rigs, don't smile much.
ditchI know God won't give me more than I can handle, I just wish he didn't trust me so much.
Bob StockBen Franklin once wrote, "Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
ModelflyeredI would never join a club that would have someone like me as a member... W.C. Fields
DAVE Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are ' XL.'
DAVEDid you ever notice: W hen you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs?'
DAVEThe older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
icanfixitforyou"sex is kicking Death in the ass while singing." - Charles Bukowski
icanfixitforyouThere are few things in life you can count on; gravity is one of them.
SargeI have never been lost. I've been a little confused for a day or two but never lost! Old Mountain Man
DAVE95% of all Urals built in the last ten years are still on the road....The other 5% made it home
Bob in NM220, 221 - whatever it takes. (Jack Tripper, Mr. Mom)
DAVEWhen the only tool one has is a hammer...Everything looks like a nail.
DAVE" If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there."
SidecarMikeWhen everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
SidecarMikeWhen I was a kid, I could toast a marshmallow over my birthday cake. Now I can roast a turkey.
SidecarMikeWhen sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? - George Carlin
SidecarMikeWouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
Hank41Speed Dont Kill, Its How You Stop
Hank41Freedom Is The Right To Do That Which The Law Allows
DAVE"A Ridden motorcycle is like a cast iron skillet, it mellows with age, wash it and you destroy years of seasoning!"
DAVE"If you can't fix it with a hammer, it's electrical."
ditchDOG is my co-pilot.
ditch"choppers ain't old school.....sidecars are old school"
SidecarMikeManage traction or your orthopedic surgeon will
SidecarMikeForget that new bike. Find new roads!
SidecarMikeBetter to ride well than to ride fast
SidecarMikeFor no one is the saying "Pride goeth before a fall," more true than for a motorcyclist
SidecarMikeEverybody thinks they are fast... until their first track day
SidecarMikeThe more you call attention to yourself, the less speed it will take to get you pulled over.
SidecarMikeHot bikes require cool heads
SidecarMikeDim-witted drivers don't do well with surprises.
SidecarMikeThe question is not only whether you can stop on time, but whether the guy behind you can.
SidecarMikeIt is easier to go fast then to stop fast.
SidecarMikeWinter was invented to give motorcyclists spring
SidecarMikeJust because you can doesn't mean you should.
SidecarMikeOil costs less than parts.
SidecarMikeThe best performance for the dollar is rider training.
SidecarMikeRiding a motorcycle is like having sex, you don't have to be good to enjoy it.
SidecarMikeThe strictest speed enforcement comes from a wife on the pillion seat.
SidecarMikeChances are your bike can do it. The question is can you?
SidecarMikeUnless you are a professional, your bike is faster than you are.
SidecarMikeThe best way to avoid a crash is to not be there when it happens
SidecarMikeRiding stupid can make you smart all over.
mrmustashNever drive faster than your guardian angle can fly!
dennisivan1950 "Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice" Sidney Freedman From M*A*S*H
Motohack"When cornering, it is better to go in slow and come out fast than to go in fast and come out dead." Stirling Moss
MotohackQ: Does your dog like to ride in the sidecar? A: I dunno, ask him.
MotohackQ: Does it lean over in the corners? A: Occasionally, but it isn't supposed to.
MotohackQ: How long did it take to teach your dog to ride in the sidecar? A: Uhhh... I guess he already knew how.
Hank41Real Retirement is When The Clock Becomes an Ornament
HENWAYYou don't get old and stop riding, you stop riding and get old.
mike slife is tough but its even tougher if your STUPID usmc saying
mike squote on athiest monument all dressed up and nowhere to go
mike sIf you come to a fork in the road, take it
dave?I intend to live forever. So far, so good."
dave53 years old, and I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up.
daveThanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything.
daveIt isn't what you ride, it is if you ride
dave"Stupidity, if left untreated, is self-correcting."
dave"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing"
daveif you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito
HysterWherever you go, there you are.
daveWhatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
daveNever be too open minded, your brains could fall out.
daveMiddle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
daveOpportunities always look bigger going than coming.
daveJunk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
HysterMan who steps through airport door sideways, is most likely going to Bangkok.
HysterNo one on their deathbed ever said they wished they'd spent more time in the office.
HysterThe thing I don't like about pain is the way it hurts so bad.
HysterWhy do I have enough money to buy steak now that I've lost all my teeth?
HysterLife's uncertain; eat dessert first.
HysterNothing great in life was ever accomplished without enthusiasm.
HysterYou type "tomato"; I type "tomato". So what's the problem?
daveIf you are not willing to stand BEHIND our troops,feel free to stand in front of them....
jotaremember dont take life to seriously its not permanent.
jotadont turn a little job into a big one
SwampFoxI don't know where I'm going, but I know I'm on my way.
Wngnut"I couldnt fixs your brakes so, I made your horn louder!"
WngnutIf you can't weld good, Weld a lot.
WngnutTime you enjoyed wasting was not time wasted
WngnutA possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.
WngnutIT'S OK, ALL MY PERSONALITIES SEEM TO GET ALONG...
WngnutA clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
WngnutIf the only thing you have is a hammer, treat everything like it's a nail
sidecarjoeYou can hit small with a big hammer ...But you cant hit big with a small hammer..
sidecarjoeYes its fast ....No you cant ride it !!
WngnutYou only need two tools in life; WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape
WngnutIf you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem
WngnutSOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES; NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS
WngnutAdventure begins when your plan goes to siht.
WngnutYou know your riding a Goldwing if...Trucks get blown off the road by your wind gusts.
Wngnut"Yes, I know I act like a 10 year old kid." Me:o)
WngnutI hear voices, and they don't like you.
Wngnut"...not all those that wander are lost." - J. R. R. Tolkien
LoonThe wise man must remember that, while he is a descendant of the past, he is the parent of the futre." Herbert Spencer, English philosopher 1820-1903
Wngnut"Only a dog knows why a motorcyclist sticks his head out of the window."
WngnutI started out with nothing and I've got most of it left
Wngnut"Don't do TWO stupid things at once and you probably be OK"
WngnutThe person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person who is doing it
WngnutLife Isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, It's about learning to dance in the rain
WngnutTwenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. -Mark Twain
lineman29I drink grape juice because OJ kills.
daveNo problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from
Wngnut"Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now!"
davei said to my psyciatrist everyone hates me he said dont be stupid not everyones met you yet
davei went to the video store and said can i take batman forever, the guy said no u gotta bring it back tomorow
daveLight travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright untill you hear them speak.
davewondering why we have feet that smell and a nose that runs
daveThe turtle walks so very slow,his house is on his back, you know. I wonder just how fast I'd be, if I had to carry my house with me?
daveSave the Earth--It's the only planet that has chocolate.
daveI can't believe how incredulous I am.
daveThe older I get, the Faster I was .......and the less I remember...........What?
daveGrasshopper: the student has surpassed the master
daveWhat we got here is a failure to comoonicate.
daveI knew a guy once who was a dyslexic agnostic insomniac. He always stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog...
dave"Why do I ride a BMW? Because Porsche doesn't make motorcycles."
WngnutPeople ask us why we ride a motorcycle. For those who have experienced the joy, no explanation is necessary; for those who have not, no explanation is possible.
daveFriendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only YOU can feel the true warmth..
daveWhen you are confused, I will use little words.
davei got a lot of help when i was younger as i never used to be able to do nomal things like other people till i had my third foot removed now i can stand on my own two feet
daveSometimes... when you cry.... no one sees your tears. Sometimes.. when you are in pain. no one sees your hurt. Sometimes.. when you are worried.. no one sees your stress Sometimes.. when you are happy.. no one sees your smile .. But FART !! just ONE time.... And everybody knows!!
Wngnut"The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time." Bertrand Russell.
daveThe fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown. - Carl Sagan
Hank41its easier to stand at the bar drinking & sit down than it is to sit drinking & stand up. "my Dad"
dave"I have learned silence from the talkative, tolerance from the intolerant and kindness from the unkind." - Kahlil Gibran
daveIf one cannot command attention by one's admirable qualities one can at least be a nuisance
cant spellcross threads are beter than no threads
dave"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia !"
dave"Be Yourself, Everyone Else Is Taken!"
motomakiIt's none of your business what other people think.
motomakiFake it till ya make it!
motomakiTo soon vee get old....to late vee get schmardt
Rustle"Once in awhile you can get shone the light, in the strangest of places if you look at it right" Jerry Garcia
DougYour political party sucks.... Bumper Sticker
ModelflyeredI may be FAT...but Your UGLY...and i can Diet.
Modelflyeredmy Wife wondered why I took so long at the store...I told her i had some SDF.....Sidecar Delay Factor.
Doug"It's not thinking less of yourself, it's thinking of yourself less." Kimberly Eaton
SargeLearn to ride hard, shoot straight, dance well and so live that you can, if necessary, look any man in the eye and tell him to go to Hell. US Cavalry Manual 1923
RigadoonAmyIt feels like the pony wants to run - you can feel it in the reins
SidecarMikeMy SUV just burned all the gas your Prius saved for me. Thank you.
senorcostaOnly bikers understand why dogs like sticking their head out of the car window
daveWhen cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
OBIWANAn armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.
OBIWANI don't have an anger problem.... I have an idiot problem. -Hank Hill
OBIWAN"Stupid Hurts" -- Honda Motorcycle
OBIWANNever underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
OBIWAN"What luck for the rulers that the people do not think!" - Adolph Hitler
OBIWANReligion outa be like sex, legal as long as no money changes hands.
OBIWANRiding well is about observational skills and rapidly processing that information correctly.
OBIWANThe Second Amendment, it ain't about DUCK HUNTING!
SidecarMikeIt took me 60 yrs. to learn there are only 3 essential food groups. Buttered Noodles, Popcorn, & Beer.
RigadoonAmyMiles Of Smiles
daveThere are three signs of old age. The first is your loss of memory. I forget the other two..
SIDECARSRULENever assume a Dog cant catch you !
SIDECARSRULENever Stop Riding / There Is Always A Way !!!
Sidecarpete“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” Bejamin Franklin
RumpStun"And then Franklin smote the ground and up rose George Washington, fully dressed and astride a horse! Then the three of them, Franklin, Washington and the HORSE, proceeded to win the entire revolution single handley!" — John Adams
RumpStun"In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. " — John Adams
RumpStun"There are two ways to conquer and enslave a country. One is by the sword. The other is by debt." — John Adams
RumpStun"Fear is the foundation of most governments." — John Adams
RumpStun"Democracy... while it lasts is more bloody than either aristocracy or monarchy. Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There is never a democracy that did not commit suicide." — John Adams
vs1100star2002universal mounts fit nothing in the universe!
BulldogWow, I am older now then I have ever been.
TxartLife is short, so live it wide
tronairweldorThe symptoms of stress are impulse buying, eating too much and driving too fast. That's what I call a perfect day.
BoltsrightupOnce you establish yourself as eccentric, you rarely have to explain your actions.
WolfhoundWolfhound. Growing old is inevitable, being old is not.
davefranPessimism There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist, except an old optimist. Mark Twain
George RyalsSmile it's contagious.
GummienteNobody likes sidecars until you show up at the rally site with Dinner For 12 and a case of beer
hum&strumBetter a witty fool than a foolish wit. Shakespeare
OldSchool_IsCoolDon't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff.
OldSchool_IsCoolWives HATE it when you call them "Ballast"! "Monkey" is a poor choice too!
OldSchool_IsCoolStories without miles are just stories.
glide07Good people don't need laws to tell them to act responsibly and bad people will find a way around the laws. -Plato_
Gravel Guy"Free Carbon Credits; SUCK HERE" with an arrow pointing toward an exhaust pipe
guzziguys-eml-tnThe Plan is to.... "Grin a lot and TRY not to make others Bleed
OldSchool_IsCoolThe early bird may get the worm, but its the SECOND mouse that gets the cheese!
OldSchool_IsCoolHaving no reason to complain is itself a reason to complain!
OldSchool_IsCoolObjects In Mirror Appear To Be Losing
bill beckonly a biker knows why a dog likes to stick his head out the window
OldSchool_IsCoolHUMANS: the Earth's most successful invasive species.
OldSchool_IsCoolIf two people agree on everything, only one of them is doing the think'n
OldSchool_IsCoolBe kind to your server for they know where your food has been!
hum&strumSome people couldn't light a cigar in a forest fire !
hum&strumI wouldn't have to manage my anger if people would manage their stupidity.
OldSchool_IsCoolI've learned so much from the mistakes I've made that I'm thinking about making a few more.
OldSchool_IsCoolComplaining about a problem without posing a solution is called whining. – Teddy Roosevelt
OldSchool_IsCoolIt is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena. - Teddy Roosevelt
OldSchool_IsCoolI wonder how much deeper the oceans would be were it not for spunges.
OldSchool_IsCoolCalm Down! It's just ONES and ZEROS!
hum&strumEven Duct Tape can't fix STUPID but it can muffle the sound
OldSchool_IsCoolRemember the guy that gave up? Neither does anyone else.
OldSchool_IsCoolI woke up this morning a bit lame. And now my leg hurts too!
OldSchool_IsCoolIf it weren't for flashbacks, I'd have no memories at all.
BubblechaserBe the person your dog thinks you are!
BubblechaserBut first, coffee!
BubblechaserIf the world hands you lemons, make lemonade.
OldSchool_IsCoolTurning your lights and siren on after losing a drag race is just poor sportsmanship.
OldSchool_IsCoolThe right to criticize government is also an obligation to know what you are talking about. - Lent Dayton Upson, Founder, Detriot Bureau of Government Research
OldSchool_IsCoolI started with nothing and have most of it left.
OldSchool_IsCoolDon't confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am, my attitude depends on who you are.
OldSchool_IsCool“Of the Seven Dwarfs, the only one who shaved was Dopey. That should tell us something about the wisdom of shaving.” - Tom Robbins
KenSmalleyTwo wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.
OldSchool_IsCoolIts not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.
OldSchool_IsCoolHe called me a bytch. I called him an ambulance.
OldSchool_IsCoolLeaders who don't listen will eventually be surrounded by people who have nothing to say.
OldSchool_IsCoolSticker: Horn Broken, Watch for Finger
OldSchool_IsCool"To Do Is To Be" - Plato, "To Be Is To Do" - Socreties, "Do Be Do Be Do" - Sinatra
Rustle"I'm not scared of Death. I'm scared of the pain it takes to get Dead!" ~ Chip Hailstone "Life Below Zero"
OldSchool_IsCoolWhen it comes to the science of sidecaring, keep Newton in charge, not Darwin!
OldSchool_IsCoolI'm not suffering from insanity... I'm enjoying every minute of it!
OldSchool_IsCoolNo friend ever served me, nor enemy ever wronged me, whom I have not repaid in full. - Self-made epitaph of Roman General Lucius Cornelius Sulla Felix (c. 138 BC – 78 BC)
OldSchool_IsCoolHonesty is everything. Once you can fake that, you've got it made!!
OldSchool_IsCoolPlan to be spontaneous.
OldSchool_IsCoolSome days I wake up grumpy. Other days I just let her sleep.
OldSchool_IsCoolI'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize - Homer Simpson
OldSchool_IsCoolThe first time I do something correctly, it's a miracle. After that, it's Standard Operating Procedure.
OldSchool_IsCoolWhen asked how many people work at my office, I reply "about half"
md835The trouble with retirement is you can't take a day off or even call in sick. And you have to live with the boss.
OldSchool_IsCoolRegret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable. - Sydney J. Harris
OldSchool_IsCoolThose who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Benjamin Franklin railing against the Penn family's refusal to financially contribute to Pennsilvania's defense during the French and Indian War
OldSchool_IsCoolGreat things are done by a series of small things brought together. - Vincent Van Gogh
OldSchool_IsCoolThe most unreliable and most fault-prone component in any car is the loose nut between the steering wheel and the seat.
OldSchool_IsCoolIt is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it. - Upton Sinclair
OldSchool_IsCoolThere are no passengers on spaceship earth. We are all crew. - Marshall McLuhan
OldSchool_IsCoolAmong competing hypotheses, the one with the fewest assumptions should be selected. - Occam's Razor
OldSchool_IsCoolTo find true happyness, stop looking for it.
OldSchool_IsCoolGive a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and his wife will never see him again.
OldSchool_IsCool4 out of 5 Great Lakes prefer Michigan!
OldSchool_IsCoolThe fact that extra-terrestrials haven't made contact with humans is proof of their superior intelligence.
OldSchool_IsCoolENTROPY- it isn't what it used to be.
OldSchool_IsCoolI'm always confident, but frequently wrong.
ncdaveSidecars are not for the faint of wallet!
OldSchool_IsCoolUntil there is data, there is HOPE.
OldSchool_IsCoolLessons learned are for sissys.
OldSchool_IsCoolAny result is progress.
OldSchool_IsCoolIf the facts are against you, argue the law. If the law is against you, argue the facts. If the law AND the facts are against you, pound the table and yell like hell! - Carl Sandburg
OldSchool_IsCoolNever subscribe to conspiracy that which can be explained by incompetence.
OldSchool_IsCoolThe great thing about standards is that there are so many to choose from.
OldSchool_IsCoolHire a teenager, while they still know everything.
OldSchool_IsCoolFailing to plan is planning to fail. –Benjamin Franklin
OldSchool_IsCoolOil is cheaper than parts.
OldSchool_IsCool"Ignorance is preferable to error, and he is less remote from the truth who believes nothing than he who believes what is wrong." -Thomas Jefferson
OldSchool_IsCoolThere can be no final victory of reason over fraud and superstition. - Carl Sagan
OldSchool_IsCoolEither write something worth reading or do something worth writing. - Ben Franklin
OldSchool_IsCoolGetting old SUCKS! But the alternative has it's drawbacks too.

 


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